Help available
Programme Reps are employed within the University's Students' Union. In general, there are three main sources of help.
Your Teaching Department
The Students' Union
Other Programme Reps
Your department
Your Programme Co-ordinator.
Programme / Field meetings - you can raise issues.
School should provide notice of meetings & papers on time.
School should provide notice board space for dissemination of information.
The Students' Union
There is a Programme Reps Co-ordinator in the Students' Union who will be only too happy to help and support you. In addition, the Students' Union provides:
Programme Reps handbook.
Induction & ongoing training.
Advice, Support and Information Service. (for assistance with complaints, appeals, finances and more) on issues.
One to one meetings.
Students' Union website (www.uelsu.net).
Other Reps
From yours & other Programmes.
From other year groups.
Previous Reps.
Students' Union Executive (your elected university wide reps - for political campaigns).
Your Programme Leader.
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The Most Gruesome Death
There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in.
The first man in line started telling his story, "Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn't find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am."
The next man came up and started his story. "St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought "Please God spare my life" and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I'm here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me."
It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. "Well, Peter, just picture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick's refrigerator....."
Sensitive Beer
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.
Hot Doggin'
Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?
A: Sparky!
